I drank a whole bottle of tequila so while it was horribly awkward, i was drunk. So i guess it really was not (to) bad considering i don't really remember what happened.
I wuzzn't drunk, I waz jus' a little tired and d-dizzy...with a stomik virus...and I jess' ened up here on dis bench affer sum dudes helped me outta that bar through the windah...
Sta.sh
Devious Comments
All I learned that night is that I have no alcohol tolerance
"At least once a day, do something that makes you think back later and say: 'Fuck, I'm awesome.'"
I don't have to know what I did to know that it was spectacular.